Mallie

Synonym for big titty goth girlfriend

Wow she is such a Mallie!

by Bitchykitty cat March 9, 2023

Mallini

Mallini is a beautiful, intelligent, kind woman. She is artistic and creative, likely to enjoy any art task including cooking, art, and reading. Mallini is not organized or mathematically inclined, however she is resourceful and will navigate this challenge successfully. She seems confident to her peers, but needs frequent words of encouragement. Mallini is a realist and not delusional. She is an expert in many random things including herbology, pastries, and chai.

Mallini is the best chapati flipper!

by ChaiPals March 25, 2023

mellington dingleton

some cute woman idk

"mellington dingleton is cute asf"

by narilovesyou April 3, 2023

Miglio'ed

To get bent over last minute by a friend or close business associate who ends up being a nutcase.

The guy offered to sell me his insurance product for $5, but then Miglio'ed me at the last minute and gave me $0.50

by Szooner11 April 6, 2023

Midlife Crisink

Midlife crisis-ink, a tattoo one gets when going through a midlife crisis.

Rod hit 50 and his kids won't talk to him but at least he's got some sweet midlife crisink.

by rollforwisdom April 23, 2023

Midlife Crisis

Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline

For my pet genius

My head is like a lettuce
Go on and dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving
I'm thirty-something

Sense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife crisis
Suck ingenuity

Down through the family tree
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two

It's a midlife crisis
It's a midlife crisis
What an inheritance
The salt and the Kleenex

Morbid self attention
Bending my pinky back

A little discipline
A donor by habit

A little discipline
Rent an opinion
Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument

Midlife crisis
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you

Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleeding enough for two

(Yeah)

It's a midlife crisis
It's a midlife crisis

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck)

Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) but without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck)

Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck)
(Like when a rag gets wet) it ain't bleedin' enough for two

Midlife Crisis

by Death Menace July 21, 2023

mallida

A cross over of nigga and moron

This swigganator is a mallida.

by colonialcolin September 2, 2023