Scale of Kick-Assery

An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."

He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.

by Nathan Graves March 12, 2009

getting kicked in the balls

some say getting kicked in the balls is not as bad as child birth. Well guess what it is scientifically proven the the pain of child birth is 57 del units of pain and getting kicked in the balls is fucking 9000 del units. so the answer is getting kicked in the balls is more painful. it is like giving birth 160 times and broking all of you bones at the same time. so short answer is FUCKING HURTS.

"hey did you hear that hunter got kicked in the balls"
" oh shit i feel bad for him and I wouldn't want to be him"

"getting kicked in the balls must suck"

by kakashi is lord November 17, 2020

bust a kick it

To hang out with a group of friends at someone’s house or apartment and get krunked. Usually quite late and with disregard to anything of importance one may have to do later or the next day.

1. Mike: What's going on tonight?
John: Just gonna bust a kick it over here. Why don't you swing by?

2. Sorry I’m late, we were busting a kick it over John’s place till the sun came up and I could barley get my ass out of bed this afternoon.

by Vinny G. November 5, 2008

Kicked The Chair

to make the sound of a large angry drunk kicking a chair by letting one rip

hey did you hear that?
hear what?
i just farted
shit i thought it was that drunk chick just kickin the chair
no man i just kicked the chair

by HANGH! May 29, 2008

getting kicked in the balls

it doesn’t actually hurt that much. it’s just something us guys made up and exaggerated to gain attention and invalidate other people’s pain.

“getting kicked in the balls is the most over-exaggerated experience since the dawn of time”

by superg101 May 19, 2022

Pumped up Kicks

Something rich white boys have. Picture a boy named SAM and and is damn rich and has a mouth. Foster the people then come in and shoot them.

Oh look SAM has those Pumped up kicks. Let's go shoot his ass

by KingTurkey December 19, 2018

Kick off glitch

An issue for players which has been in the game series FIFA for a while. It’s where someone can attack through the opponent’s defence with ease and score in no time, right after they have kicked off. Fortunately this glitch has been patched.

*Consedes a goal right after kick off*

FIFA Player: OH FUCK OFF HE JUST SCORED WITH THE KICK OFF GLITCH!!

by KianNL February 3, 2018