New Jersey Junior Mints

Sardines in Louisiana hot sauce

Hey man you know what sounds good for lunch today is some New Jersey Junior Mints

by Scrappinkappen October 21, 2018

Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 08, 2022

Jersey Dirty Devil

Similar to a pig on a spit roast, a person holds on to a spinning horizontal stick and a person standing behind them sticks their finger in the ass of the person while they spin. Optional oral sex if you are brave enough.

A: Asked what her favorite position was, and she said Jersey Dirty Devil!
B: Oh shit! I’ve been trying to get my girl to do it, we only do glory holes.

by They Sold Seeds May 02, 2022

New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.

Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!

by Bob from the shore February 05, 2025

Jersey earthworm

A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.

Yo man, last night i pulled a jersey earthworm and she told me she wanted to see me again!

by Peachtreez July 28, 2016

Jersey Boy

Jersey boy is a nickname for a teenage boy in the 15-18 age range who plays hockey with his dad and also wears a matthews jersey. Hence the name jersey boy.

Kendra: Hey look there is jersey boy
Alex: WHERE?
Kendra: He is wearing a matthews jersey and playing hockey with his dad
Alex: He is so cute.

by ayucds1423 March 09, 2021

Jersey swim

You get whacked and thrown in Arthur Kill

Yea Hill dog sent Biden for a jersey swim! I heard we have a black female president now.

by ToscaGoethalls November 27, 2020