Mustacheless Goatee

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013

true goatee

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee

That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.

by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013

pussy goatee

A landing strip on a woman.

The pussy goatee looked womanly.

by Stelleah July 23, 2014

puckered gatekeeper

Butthole

i clenched tightly but the puckered gatekeeper betrayed me, releasing a silent but deadly one just as the elevator door slid shut.

by Thisscreennameblows October 6, 2016

pink goatee

A pretty pink vagina

Dude, she has the nicest pink goatee

by WookieMessiah February 3, 2017

Tea Gate

When you're making the tea and forget to ask a person, therefore being confronted by the person.

"I got tea gated in the office again today!"

by QueenKumar March 5, 2017

mud gate

peepee

A mud gate is where someone pees.

by pepe's little itsy bitsy peepe March 22, 2017