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drain the dong

Sucking a guy so hard that you completely drain him of semen.
Girl one: Can you drain the dong?
Girl two: Oh, yea! I'm so good at taking it all.
by Scarlet95 May 11, 2016
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Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.
My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”
by FireSteve June 11, 2023
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dong fondeler

A person who touches men in weird ways.
Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler
by The Coffin Maker April 8, 2016
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deep dong

When a man sticks his penis so far In a woman's ass that his scrotum
Touches her vagina.
I deep donged your mom last night an she squealed like a pig.
by Nuthole May 21, 2017
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Ding Dong

A British exclamatory term of excitement, usually paired with an OK hand sign.

Associated with being offered alcohol, pizza, cheese or drugs.

(When high, the phrase is vocalised with a high-pitched voice, imitating a woman's voice).

Alternatively, "ding that dong" is a term indicating the action of just doing any random, good thing.
"Charlie, I got some leftover pizza? You want some?"
"Don't mind if I do, ding dong!"
by ludithottie October 24, 2017
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Konkey Dong

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction
Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.
by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024
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DONG

Your peen bigger than normal so therefore you have a fat DONG
Hey Tim, nice DONG you got there.
by D ANDER DADDY January 29, 2019
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