Dong

A popsicle, especially in Canadian slang

"yo guys wanna grab some dongs?"

by PurpleTurtle54 July 13, 2021

Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.

Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.

by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019

dingily dong

when you get a long dong in ur pants

i shoved my dingily dong in her ass

by sussy cream January 25, 2022

eric dong zhuo

a man look like a block, square man

my friend is a eric dong zhuo

by bcdkshbc October 15, 2022

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017

Mongolian dong slap

A retort to your mates when they say stupid shit

Mate, you're gonna get mongolian dong slapped

by insan3 September 9, 2021

Dong Shot

Fantasy football punishment in which last place (aka ultimate loser) takes a penalty of a massive squirting penis dildo filled with booze, right to the face

Bro- did you see Hunt lost fantasy football AGAIN? He’s got to take ANOTHER Dong Shot!!

by FFL CHAMP December 27, 2022