(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm
mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court
Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
by Sexydimma October 18, 2012

by Sexydimma November 24, 2021

Although the meat or offer that God offers is not as tempting at the deliciously tempting cookies the devil offers, the devil's offer of cookies will leave you with consequences like obesity and diabetes while God's offer of meat will leave you with nutrients and more benefits in the long run.
You should really look at your options much closer, after all, god sends meat and the devil sends cookies.
by DrPhilsburgMyers February 5, 2023

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or whose none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.
mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; the ball is now in your court
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.
mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

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by me when August 29, 2022

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.
"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."
"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."
"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
