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Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.
Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."
by coystags August 25, 2023
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Med Card

A medical marijuana card. Often used to refer to a medical marijuana card that is obtained solely for the purpose of obtaining recreational marijuana if you are under 21 or live in a medical only state. A med card may be obtained by claiming to have anxiety, trouble sleeping, and similar conditions.
I told the doctor that I was getting anxious and he gave me a med card. Let's go smoke!
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023
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Reverse card

It is the card of reversing spells such like u gay
Guy 1: Bro you gay

Guy 2: Reverse card

Guy 1:*starts to cry*
by SupremeSketti October 30, 2019
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cardee vestra

Somebody who will fuck your sister and your dad at the same time and then sing to you about it. Absolute savage he is, an extremely underrated artist who originated from soundcloud.
Virgin: Are you seriously listening to that new Cardee Vestra song? That mumble trash?

Chad: Yes, because I am simply on a more elevated wavelength and thus have a more superior taste in audio than you, now go kill yourself.
by NarutoCumsInMe December 8, 2020
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shark card

The main way to get gta online cash if you are lazy or impatient like me
I'm gonna buy a shark card in gta
by gage burks November 17, 2020
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Time Card.

A relationship term I most likely didn't come up with but I want to elaborate. The Time Card is what a member of a relationship pulls. (male or female)
"Baby I need time." This is the Time Card. Your welcome for the new term.
by Rollo05 November 19, 2020
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card scraper

person 1: What is she doing?
person 2: I don't know, I think she's a card scraper
person 4: What is that?
person 2: to scrape a card
person 4 and 1: Oh
All: *Incest ensues*
by Zimbaycoleo October 24, 2020
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