by Lily2blue February 26, 2003

bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*
by HarryAscholl April 13, 2016

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.
by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Man, out of nowhere, a dude threw a pop-tart wrapped in bacon and underwear at me. Cat driving a school bus man...cat driving a school bus.
by aotsviewer September 22, 2010

Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.
"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."
by Ian Schultz September 23, 2007

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.
Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.
(freshman walks by)
Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.
(freshman begins to run)
(freshman walks by)
Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.
(freshman begins to run)
by dr.demann162 October 14, 2011
