by EaterOfCoochie December 24, 2018
Get the Triple Cmug. Extremely uncommon redundant contraceptive method involving three forms of birth control. The man must still pull out despite the usage of birth control pills by the woman and proper condom use by the man. This is the lowest form of sex a couple can engage in beyond dry humping.
So what form of birth control are you guys using?
Oh, we're using the triple trifecta. (Describes it)
Why? Why why why!?!?!
Oh, we're using the triple trifecta. (Describes it)
Why? Why why why!?!?!
by SlopDonk4Life April 29, 2014
Get the triple trifectamug. by Freak Geek June 3, 2022
Get the Triple Tmug. A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.
Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!
by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017
Get the triple screaming eaglemug. by Brilliantlyboring February 25, 2019
Get the Triple Takemug. The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.
“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’
by Vasquevos February 9, 2024
Get the Triple Slapmug. Refers to a medical procedure of "rerouting da circuitry" within da body of an individual who has a compulsive-shopping problem so dat he is able to ignore his inherent urges and proceed on ahead wif his life on three occasions where he might otherwise be tempted to spend money unwisely.
If a person truly and strongly desires to live a prudent and frugal existence, actual bodily-rearrangements might not be necessary to achieve said healthy state --- simple hypnosis has been a proven way to accomplish a "triple buypass", and in every possible sense of da term, too: i.e., after said non-invasive mindset-improving treatment, da formerly-spendthrift individual may thrice be able to either "buypass" (i.e., take a different travel-route and thus go sailing on "by" da money-spending opportunity without ever coming very near it) said unwise-purchasing occasion, "pass" on "buying" (i.e., "just say no" to an unwise expenditure, just like with drugs or alcohol), and/or "pass by" (i.e., approach da locale of said foolhardy-investment temptation but just keep on a-truckin') said cash-wasting possibility without even slowing down or turning his head to look.
by QuacksO August 15, 2025
Get the triple buypassmug.