(Noun) Diarrhea in the most urgent sense. Liquid poop with corn chunks and beans. Pretty much anyway you use ass-piss, as long as it is applied in the same fashion as shit.
Can be utilized as a proper noun, adjective and verb where applicable.
Can be utilized as a proper noun, adjective and verb where applicable.
The ass piss I just dropped was epic, it was like liquefied brownie chunks and ground up burrito mix topped with hot fudge.
by WHC'sOwnReal May 29, 2011
Get the Ass Pissmug. Used disposable nappy. Once folded into place with the velcrow wings secured it resembles a product from the Ginsters range.
by Brucester September 10, 2006
Get the piss pastymug. by JohnyNFullEffect March 13, 2009
Get the piss jittersmug. Wayne: Here's your beer, mate.
Dave: What the f**k, Wayne! My round you ask for a Peroni then you get us pints of Rat's Piss!
Wayne: It's nice ya know.
Dave: F**k off will you.
Dave: What the f**k, Wayne! My round you ask for a Peroni then you get us pints of Rat's Piss!
Wayne: It's nice ya know.
Dave: F**k off will you.
by Mauríce Adam July 28, 2015
Get the rat's pissmug. To demand to go to the bathroom first, claiming that you will be faster because all you have to do is urinate, but then while you are on the toilet, you start taking a crap.
Man, when my roommate got home from the bar, I really had to go to the bathroom, but he claimed he should go first because he only had to piss, but once he got on there, I could smell him, he pulled a piss and switch, and I was stuck waiting outside the bathroom for 15 minutes!
by God Of Bread Sticks January 15, 2010
Get the piss and switchmug. An over grown bush of pubic hair on the dick or pussy that has become a piss trap and smells like the strong odor of piss.
I was going down on this chick last night that had piss pubes, her bush was so hairy and full of piss i almost puked!
by luscious1ali January 24, 2010
Get the Piss Pubesmug. I've done it before
by swaghetti and memeballs January 26, 2017
Get the piss on a dickmug.