Day johnson

A sexy man with gorgeous eyes and a high sex drive along with a very nice dick.

I wish I had day johnson

by Winky face 😘 May 31, 2018

Caleb Johnson

Caleb Johnson is such a good and bad person at the same time. Caleb Johnson can warm your heart but at can also break it. Caleb is the definition of a Glenn. He is truly what a Glenn is meant to be. A pussy magnet, but only for a short amount of time. He is always laughing and saying stupid shit. Caleb Johnson will sometimes not mean what he says and it can go a long way because you thought you trusted him. Make sure to confront him if this happens because he doesn’t want to hurt anybody.

Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.

He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.

“Caleb Johnson is so hot, but can I trust him?”
“Yes, but don’t let what he says get to you.”

by MiloBasscoming4urASS July 19, 2022

sour johnson

When a person takes a shot of lemon juice, and then gives their significant other a blowjob.

Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.

by bldaw November 24, 2014

mikiah johnson

hse ‘23

amos: mikiah_jean

omg mikiah johnson is so cool i’m gonna follow her

by that’s what’s up April 24, 2021

Billy Johnson

A billy Johnson is a sex move where your about to cum then you whip our dick around like a helicopter and jizz on her forehead

Yes bitch your about to get a billy Johnson

by Vjtbddh April 8, 2019

Jealy Johnson

Used to define someone that's really, really jealous.

Brad always wants my stuff... He's such a Jealy Johnson!

by Sagaan December 11, 2016

Johnson

Literally anything. Johnson can be used to replace any word you can think of. No matter the word, Johnson will be able to replace it in any context.

(Someone may have hit a homerun) “Dang Matty, that man just hit a Johnson.”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”

by Johnson slayer January 23, 2020