A person that aggressively searches for companions of the opposite sex with no real sense of discernment, tending to be both unoriginal and uncool. Their approach is to bait many in hopes of catching one unsuspecting prey.
by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012
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That chick had phone sex with me last night. Yeah one night I was drunk and I did that with her too. Dont give her too much attention shes just a Booger Troll.
by Anonymous345345345 March 20, 2011
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by Hacker8365932826 March 21, 2011
Get the Cupboard Troll mug.A troll, regardless if the troll is good or bad, has found a way to turn their trolling into a profitable business; thus, their entire career is nothing but being a troll on the internet.
"I can't believe this guy is making so much money on youtube stirring up drama!"
"Yeah, he's a known career troll"
"Yeah, he's a known career troll"
by Phlegmstar June 23, 2020
Get the Career Troll mug.A member of the boomer generation who is also an internet troll. Boomer Trolls are often single, white, overweight males who troll people online via email, social media or text messages. They typically lack the courage to face their victims in person, instead choosing to attack them from the comfort of their smartphone or computer.
My brother is such as boomer troll! He keeps emailing me disturbing pictures but won't actually pick up the phone.
by Jake T Colorado September 25, 2022
Get the Boomer Troll mug.Dude my grandma got date raped by some guy at a bar." "Wow that is fucked up. She needs to protect herself from those damn rape trolls.
by Metallichuck June 28, 2010
Get the Rape Troll mug.A breed of mythological creature that lives in the forest of magical silliness. Their everlasting enemies are the alabaster dwarfs. They are wild and untameable beasts, who roam the forest on dark nights, looking for earth dwellers. They beat them over the head for fun, with their wooden clubs that are stained with goober blossom blood. They also kill goober blossom plants so the alabsater dwarfs have no food, because they find it quite humourous.
The trolls diet is very simplistic. They feed on each other, and only need to eat once every month. If a troll dies, they eat it after it rots, so the flesh is tender. Their life span is very long, so sometimes the trolls must sacrifice one of their own in order to survive. During the sacrificial ceremony, the trolls throw the bodies of alabaster dwarfs at the troll being sacrificed, until it is fully buried, and it suffocates.
Cannibalistic trolls mate once every three hundred and sixty five days, and give birth to approximately ten children for each pregnancy, which lasts about five days. Young trolls eat squirrels and fairies until their three inch long teeth grow in. At this time, they are now able to eat the flesh of their own kind. The trolls are solitary animals, but coem togeher are a comuntiy on full moons, for that is the night that they feast.
The trolls travel all throughout the forest of magical silliness, but take shelter beneath the roots of the giant peach trees. They gaurd the peach trees, which makes them very hard to chop down. They only clean themselves if they are being sacrificed, and they bathe in the juices excreted from the womb of male cannibalistic trolls.
It is presumed that by 2010, the cannibalistic trolls will have wiped out all of the alabaster dwarfs. Please help us kill off the cannibalistic trolls so the alabaster dwarfs can be saved, even though they are basically doomed to fail.
If you would like to try and attempt to save the Dwarfs, feel free to donate to the Save The Alabaster Dwarfs Foundation (SADF).
The trolls diet is very simplistic. They feed on each other, and only need to eat once every month. If a troll dies, they eat it after it rots, so the flesh is tender. Their life span is very long, so sometimes the trolls must sacrifice one of their own in order to survive. During the sacrificial ceremony, the trolls throw the bodies of alabaster dwarfs at the troll being sacrificed, until it is fully buried, and it suffocates.
Cannibalistic trolls mate once every three hundred and sixty five days, and give birth to approximately ten children for each pregnancy, which lasts about five days. Young trolls eat squirrels and fairies until their three inch long teeth grow in. At this time, they are now able to eat the flesh of their own kind. The trolls are solitary animals, but coem togeher are a comuntiy on full moons, for that is the night that they feast.
The trolls travel all throughout the forest of magical silliness, but take shelter beneath the roots of the giant peach trees. They gaurd the peach trees, which makes them very hard to chop down. They only clean themselves if they are being sacrificed, and they bathe in the juices excreted from the womb of male cannibalistic trolls.
It is presumed that by 2010, the cannibalistic trolls will have wiped out all of the alabaster dwarfs. Please help us kill off the cannibalistic trolls so the alabaster dwarfs can be saved, even though they are basically doomed to fail.
If you would like to try and attempt to save the Dwarfs, feel free to donate to the Save The Alabaster Dwarfs Foundation (SADF).
by LEAHANDJENNA May 18, 2008
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