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Scroll-troll

A person that is connected to you on social media sites. They rarely if ever: comment on post. they do not hit the like, love, get angry or saddened button. They just troll your posts, scroll-trolls view your pictures, watch you videos, literally watch your every move laying in the cut as if dead.
I know numb-nuts is a scroll-troll because Mike told me numb-nuts was raving about my posts.
by Jay G Dizzle Mesa, Az outtaSF November 24, 2018
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King troll

Also known as goat troll or super sayain troll, he’s a tiktoker that dick rides dragon ball z, hates on Naruto 247 and throws a hissy fit when someone doesn’t like his favorite character Sakura going as far as calling people misogynistic for not liking his favorite character Sakura. He has posted videos saying “if someone calls your favorite character/show trahs ignore them it’s their opinion”. he tells others to respect his opinion when he calls Naruto trash but when someone calls dbz or Sakura trash he gets mad, this shows his very hypocritical tendencies. He also is know for his frequent opinion changes switching his top 10 list every 10 hours. He also missed on every post.
King troll is dumb he seriously thinks dbz is better than Naruto
by Bahhajgjdknsjowwonswjbcjwkdo o February 21, 2021
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Sora the Troll

Liliya's future husband.
lol Sora is the best man that i"ve seen my life. Sora the Troll is probably Liliya's(my) future husband.
by criticizefdsnkjnksd October 19, 2019
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Pole troll

A girl who often find herself on many different poles in a short period of time.
Friend: Hey man, have you heard anything about Michelle?

Guy: Nah, i dont care, she's probably out being a pole troll.

Friend:you're right she is a slut.
by Ivan001 May 25, 2016
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payroll troll

A paid employee whose job is to patrol the Internet and search for comments and post that negatively portray the employee.
Coco is a payroll troll for Charnelhouse and her job is to flag consumer reviews that suggest Charnelhouse products are crap.
by Actsolotl February 5, 2010
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Rape Troll

A man who drugs women at bars but does not have the good sense to pick hot chicks.
Dude my grandma got date raped by some guy at a bar." "Wow that is fucked up. She needs to protect herself from those damn rape trolls.
by Metallichuck June 28, 2010
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cannibalistic trolls

A breed of mythological creature that lives in the forest of magical silliness. Their everlasting enemies are the alabaster dwarfs. They are wild and untameable beasts, who roam the forest on dark nights, looking for earth dwellers. They beat them over the head for fun, with their wooden clubs that are stained with goober blossom blood. They also kill goober blossom plants so the alabsater dwarfs have no food, because they find it quite humourous.

The trolls diet is very simplistic. They feed on each other, and only need to eat once every month. If a troll dies, they eat it after it rots, so the flesh is tender. Their life span is very long, so sometimes the trolls must sacrifice one of their own in order to survive. During the sacrificial ceremony, the trolls throw the bodies of alabaster dwarfs at the troll being sacrificed, until it is fully buried, and it suffocates.

Cannibalistic trolls mate once every three hundred and sixty five days, and give birth to approximately ten children for each pregnancy, which lasts about five days. Young trolls eat squirrels and fairies until their three inch long teeth grow in. At this time, they are now able to eat the flesh of their own kind. The trolls are solitary animals, but coem togeher are a comuntiy on full moons, for that is the night that they feast.

The trolls travel all throughout the forest of magical silliness, but take shelter beneath the roots of the giant peach trees. They gaurd the peach trees, which makes them very hard to chop down. They only clean themselves if they are being sacrificed, and they bathe in the juices excreted from the womb of male cannibalistic trolls.

It is presumed that by 2010, the cannibalistic trolls will have wiped out all of the alabaster dwarfs. Please help us kill off the cannibalistic trolls so the alabaster dwarfs can be saved, even though they are basically doomed to fail.

If you would like to try and attempt to save the Dwarfs, feel free to donate to the Save The Alabaster Dwarfs Foundation (SADF).
by LEAHANDJENNA May 18, 2008
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