Smarts

Any fat person you see you call them it, then when you see one of those huge people who are just square and you say it with more emphasis like smaaaaaaaaaaaartsss!

*fat guy walks past* "SMARTS"

by JoebyRFC August 10, 2010

tart shart

when an idividual ingests enough sweet tarts brand candy to actually shart a sweet tart fragrance.

thats a tart shart if i know, the room is filled with the fresh scent of sweet tarts brand delightments.

by masterssons anderbansty June 1, 2009

Shart

The wet bubbly farts that occur while in the shower, enhanced by the steam.

I can help but want to smell my sharts while taking a shower and being in an enclosed space makes it a given.

by royberry February 26, 2011

Shart

someone who shits and farts loudly in a public place. It usually happens after a large meal with a lot of refried beans- see taco bell.

Omg. did you just hear Krupa shart? whew!

by fartingmachine September 15, 2010

Shart

A strong, intelligent, and independent woman. A respected woman. The opposite of a cunt.

I have a lot of respect for Gloria, she's a real shart.

by Lizzy1988 October 26, 2011

smarty hotpants

An extremely hot intelligent clever witty sarcastic chick.

I can't get anywhere with this chick. Every time I make a comment she replies with a smart ass answer. She is a little Ms. Smarty Hotpants.

by griiiiiingaaa October 22, 2013

Facebook Smarts

Knowing the ins and outs of facebook. Being able to see facebook spam coming a mile away. Knowing how to properly deal with what ever comes along in facebook.

Finuke has Facebook Smarts, he is no longer fooled by Facebook spammers.

by FINUKE May 27, 2011