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Rip and Dip

When you see someone and they're super hot and you have to fuck immediately. But once it's done you've lost interest as the lust has gone or the sex didn't live up to the expectation for example.
"So are you attracted to him?"
"It's not quite the rip your clothes of immediately lust that I get occasionally with some guys"
"So its just a rip and dip situation?"

"Yeah, no one ever married their rip and dip"
by Lups24 December 11, 2017
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RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.
JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"
by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020
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song rips

joe: yo siivagunner uploaded another song rips
grand dad: omggg yayyyaayayusywavdbbghasbgdvvhgsaedjmahyfyfhjsad
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Rip the trail

Go for a casual trail ride. Typically with friends. Enjoy the trail.
Steve and I went to rip the trail the other day. What a good ride!
by Frankdefines August 3, 2025
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Shower Rip

When you are in the shower and stick only your head outside the curtain to smoke marijuana mid shower.
“Man, can you hold and light the bong for me so i can take a shower rip? my hands are wet.”
by sweetea marie July 3, 2021
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Rip n dip

A clothing brand usually worn by hypebeasts

A phrase use to shorten the story of a condom ripping them you dipping
Yo I was dripping with my rip n dip on

Yo last night I ended up being a rip n dip night
by Kauan87 January 1, 2020
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The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child
“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”
by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022
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