piss pasty

Used disposable nappy. Once folded into place with the velcrow wings secured it resembles a product from the Ginsters range.

While you're up their would you empty the nappy bin - it's
solid with 'piss pastys'

by Brucester September 10, 2006

Ass Piss

(Noun) Diarrhea in the most urgent sense. Liquid poop with corn chunks and beans. Pretty much anyway you use ass-piss, as long as it is applied in the same fashion as shit.
Can be utilized as a proper noun, adjective and verb where applicable.

The ass piss I just dropped was epic, it was like liquefied brownie chunks and ground up burrito mix topped with hot fudge.

by WHC'sOwnReal May 29, 2011

diggle piss

When it is freezing outside and your whole body starts shaking and then you realize you have to piss. Your whole body is movin all around, especially your hand, and needless to say, piss is going EVERYWHERE.

Oh my, Muhammad Ali is getting his piss all over the place! Wait, that's just some guy taking one hell of a diggle piss.

by Ndamukong you know who December 7, 2010

rat's piss

Carlsberg.

Wayne: Here's your beer, mate.
Dave: What the f**k, Wayne! My round you ask for a Peroni then you get us pints of Rat's Piss!
Wayne: It's nice ya know.
Dave: F**k off will you.

by Mauríce Adam July 28, 2015

piss jitters

The feeling you get when you urinate.

"Do you ever shiver when you pee? Yeah, I get the piss jitters every time!!"

by JohnyNFullEffect March 13, 2009

piss and switch

To demand to go to the bathroom first, claiming that you will be faster because all you have to do is urinate, but then while you are on the toilet, you start taking a crap.

Man, when my roommate got home from the bar, I really had to go to the bathroom, but he claimed he should go first because he only had to piss, but once he got on there, I could smell him, he pulled a piss and switch, and I was stuck waiting outside the bathroom for 15 minutes!

by God Of Bread Sticks January 15, 2010

piss on a dick

I've done it before

Piss on a dick you faggot ass cunt

Bystander: I've piss on a dick

by swaghetti and memeballs January 26, 2017