Noah is a sweet, awkward guy who also manages to be a player. When his friends are not around, he is extremely sensitive and can be socially awkward. Some people in his friend group find him annoying but others make deep connections with him. He loves getting with girls, but often falls for people out of his league and ends up with unpopular girlfriends. He does not mind this, but his friends make fun of him. He cries easily and hates doing dirty work. Sometimes his friends ditch him and he has to hang out with younger people. If you have a Noah in your life, be nice to him and make a connection.
Boy "Ew why are you dating her."
Noah "Because she is my friend."
Boy "She is your rebound, you are too good for her. We will now ditch you."
Noah Cries.
Noah "Because she is my friend."
Boy "She is your rebound, you are too good for her. We will now ditch you."
Noah Cries.
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Get the Noah mug.The one and only Hawaii-only failure of a celebrity. He's extremely well known for his trashy slurs such as "Fuck you, you skrub," or "God fucking damn it, I'm gonna go kms after this show. See you guys later." He's the edgelord of the fallen celebrities. He was very experimental, and tried to combine country, Hawaiian, rap, and death metal together in his music. He had a very squeaky voice that sounds like he hasn't gone through puberty yet, but the instrumentals were pretty cool.
His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"
Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.
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His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"
Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.
TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
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