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Scale of Kick-Assery

An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."
He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.
by Nathan Graves March 12, 2009
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getting kicked in the balls

some say getting kicked in the balls is not as bad as child birth. Well guess what it is scientifically proven the the pain of child birth is 57 del units of pain and getting kicked in the balls is fucking 9000 del units. so the answer is getting kicked in the balls is more painful. it is like giving birth 160 times and broking all of you bones at the same time. so short answer is FUCKING HURTS.
"hey did you hear that hunter got kicked in the balls"
" oh shit i feel bad for him and I wouldn't want to be him"

"getting kicked in the balls must suck"
by kakashi is lord November 17, 2020
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Kicked The Chair

to make the sound of a large angry drunk kicking a chair by letting one rip
hey did you hear that?
hear what?
i just farted
shit i thought it was that drunk chick just kickin the chair
no man i just kicked the chair
by HANGH! May 29, 2008
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bust a kick it

To hang out with a group of friends at someone’s house or apartment and get krunked. Usually quite late and with disregard to anything of importance one may have to do later or the next day.
1. Mike: What's going on tonight?
John: Just gonna bust a kick it over here. Why don't you swing by?

2. Sorry I’m late, we were busting a kick it over John’s place till the sun came up and I could barley get my ass out of bed this afternoon.
by Vinny G. November 5, 2008
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getting kicked in the balls

it doesn’t actually hurt that much. it’s just something us guys made up and exaggerated to gain attention and invalidate other people’s pain.
“getting kicked in the balls is the most over-exaggerated experience since the dawn of time”
by superg101 May 19, 2022
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kick lara day

A day where you can kick any Lara you know especially if your called Leah . Make sure you give her chocolate after
Heyy did you hear it’s national kick Lara day!
by Kick Lara day November 4, 2020
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kick-kwon-dow

When someone can't actully fight so all they do is just try to kick you.
"Dude I was gunna beat up this R-tard for talking some smack to me."

"Why didn't you."

"Apperantly he knew some "kick-kwon-dow".
by Halo8820 July 23, 2010
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