dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.

I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.

by 1637286462 September 25, 2017

Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

Big Jerk

Any AJ holding in Texas Hold 'em.

References AK - Big Slick, and AQ - Big Bitch

I went all in with the Big Jerk and ran into queens.

by Bag of Donuts March 29, 2011

Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.

That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.

by infini4 January 20, 2020

Jerk around

To screw around/procrastinate.

You go to the park to jerk around before leaving because your bored.

by Slack and wack April 9, 2024

Canadian Jerk

when you beat your meat in a public setting

“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”

by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022

Jerk

See Steve Saunders.

Jerk was here.

by Penelope1520 May 18, 2016