Depression

A mental health condition in which you are forever happy and never sad

I’m so glad I have depression it’s so good

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Depression

Supporting Manchester United.

I suffer from Depression because I support Manchester United

by DepressedUnitedFan April 23, 2022

post returnum depression

The feeling of depression when you return to work after a vacation trip

It's my first Monday back at work after 10 days in Florida. I've got severe post returnum depression

by Tibetanmastiff October 14, 2015

depression burrito

wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill

alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..

by depresedweeb01 February 21, 2024

Finals Depression

The feeling of worthlessness, prolonged sadness, and hopelessness that one gets when committing acts that are related to finals. (Studying, taking the final, mentioning finals, hearing about finals.)

“The teacher gave us a 100 question final, I’m getting finals depression”

“Did you hear about the final?”
“Dude stop you’re giving me finals depression.”

by Depresshen December 15, 2017

post peak depression

The feeling once you finish watching or playing something that is such a masterpiece or peak fiction that you think about it days after and you feel sad because you don't know if there will be something that will be able to come even close to it.
Sometimes the PPD comes with watching videos or reading things about the peak weeks after.

Bro I just finished Evangelion and now I have post peak depression!

by TheConductorOfThePoopTrain January 5, 2024

Depression

:Chantra Myers/briggs

Chantra Myers/briggs depression, sadness!

by Chantramyers1993 June 9, 2025