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crotch oven

1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.

2-When you put someones face in your crotch.
1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!
by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017
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BASKETBALL CROTCH

When you play basketball or any type of sport / activity then you don't wash your sweaty balls and ass. Effect is greatly intensified if you have especially hairy groin.
Ew, Rudy went to sleep with basketball crotch last night and now his leopard blanket smells like sweaty ass and balls.
by lalala730 September 13, 2017
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Crotch Dog

In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.
The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.
by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018
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Devil's Crotch

A Indiscribibly terrifying hot souce
This burger needs some Devil's Crotch
by Human person 267 March 20, 2017
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Cowboy crotch

Damn that cowboy crotch reminded me of my favorite Disney movie Dumbo. That shit was rode hard n put away wet.
by Dr. D000m June 17, 2012
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Crotch rocket

Dude I was at a campfire and I gotta mad crotch rocket
by Crabbypats February 26, 2021
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crotch cricket

A standard pager device, circa 1992.
I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?
by novkayt October 20, 2010
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