The Canadian Dream

The Canadian Dream is Freedom, Prosperity, Success, and upward mobility. Life is Better and Richer. A place where an immigrant can go and thrive .

The Canadian Dream : A place where an immigrant can go and thrive.

by Halimah Ginyard November 5, 2013

Canadian tone

Using excessive sarcasm or implying some sort of questioning to a thought

You’re being judgemental. No, it’s just my Canadian tone

by Sushidog November 24, 2019

Canadian King

Derek is the king of Canada and the internal ruler of it

The Canadian king will rule forever over Canada and it’s many allies

by The Canada king July 26, 2022

Canadian Bar Mitzvah

It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"

I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

Canadian Mountain Pig

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018

Canadian Proposal

As per Theo Von: "When you moon your buddy that is passed out in a chair."

Also know as a Canadian bar mitzvah.

I took a photo of Will Sasso giving his buddy a Canadian Proposal, and he didn't recognize his own asshole.

by cryptk33pr December 21, 2018

Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.

“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”

by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018