puppy bed

A bed designed for puppies to nap in.

Let's give these puppies a puppy bed to sleep in.

by Ritacca March 8, 2023

Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

by AuraKing December 8, 2018

Bed wetter

Someone who urinate in their bed

Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER

Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT

Lily went to a sleepover and her friends called her a bed wetter for pissing in the sleeping bag.

by Nathan_Quickscopes July 17, 2016

bed pig

A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.

This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.

by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 9, 2018

Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

by OkieCat October 8, 2020

shook the bed

Theoretically getting Fucked or Fucked over.

You shouldn't have Shook the Bed on me.

by Ether April 5, 2023

Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.

Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.

by Pointman411 February 26, 2023