11/20/06

The birthday of the prettiest and awesomest person ever.

Person A: My bday is 11/20/06
Person B: Wow that means your awesome and pretty

by mao’s boyfriend October 30, 2022

windows 11

The most awful thing in existence.

A: Sup dude
B: Sup
A: What operating system you got?
B: Windows 11.
A: What?
B: Windows 11.
A: OMG WHY DO YOU HAVE WINDOWS 11 YOU SHOULD GET 10 IT'S BETTER

by Graniteisarock November 19, 2022

9/11

9/11 is basically a date that there were terrorist attcks on 9/11, 2001

you remember 9/11? thats crazy.

by Salmoni1212 November 28, 2022

7-11

when they say gas station sushi, they really just mean 7-11 sushi. 7-11 is a home to any indian man that exists, it is known to have rather crappy food and even worst sushi.

"Hello welcome to my teben eleben."
"I ate that sushi from 7-11 and now i have uncontrollable orgasm syndrome"

by PENIS 2: THE COCK STRIKES BACK November 29, 2022

7-11 lemonade

Just piss

Hey man stop drinking that 7-11 lemonade

by 7-11 lemonade lover September 24, 2022

5:11 pm

I wrote this a 5:11 pm...
Oh wait now its 5:14 pm.

What time is it?

-5:11 pm

That was 3 minutes ago.

Ok so its now 5:15 pm

by Average French Canadian September 26, 2022

9/11

I forgot

"Remember 9/11?"-A
"No"-B
"Same"-A

by DimmyJonaldsson October 1, 2022