Glock in My Rarri

I got a gun in my car with you name on it boy

"I got a glock in my rarri."-- Fetty Wap in the song "679"

by AStupidMonkey October 21, 2023

Cookies in My butthole

A random saying when your feelimg humorous or just feeling silly. Its also can sung into a rap or song

I just love cookies in my butthole!!

by BenDovR13 November 9, 2022

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 2, 2020

Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness

bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend

by fucking dio August 3, 2023

hijacked my status

1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended

Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."

Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status

by Blessd1 April 6, 2011

Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 24, 2018

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023