whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

shit

Ryan

Man: I hate shit.
Woman: Same, shit is a disgusting psycho. Ew.

by Makikiandrikki December 19, 2022

teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024

SHIT ON!

Anytime mongrall gets a kill.

SHIT ON

OMG GET FUCKING SHIT ON! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT

by TTV sucks btw February 4, 2021

Uzi Shits

When you have explosive diarrhea, and it blasts out of your ass in burst replicating the actions of an Uzi (gun).

Man! That bar food gave me the Uzi shits!

Or

The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.

by TheWiseGuy15 June 16, 2021

Air Shit

( Verb )When you need to poo really bad so you shit in the air, before sitting on the toilet. A very risky maneuver, but should especially be used when pulling your pants down would result in you shitting in your pants.

Guy 1: Dude I air shit yesterday, and almost had a heart attack
Guy 2: Bro, you coulda died

by GetRektLibtard December 15, 2018

National Shit On Chad Daddy Day

The day in which everyone shits on the Chad Daddy for having too many hoes

“AYYYY ITS NATIONAL SHIT ON CHAD DADDY DAY”
“Chad daddy has so many hoes he can’t think straight”

by Big Mack daddy April 2, 2019