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Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.
"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"
by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023
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dank man

a combo one hacks other waits
dank man oh t&em fools
by jokera March 18, 2022
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Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel
Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave
by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022
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Batty Boy/Batty Man

What us Jamaicans call Gay bous since our country is Homophobic 😙
by saladfingers21 February 27, 2022
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straight man

hes not just super but is also straight
why cant everyone be like straight man?
by straightmanislegitstraight March 20, 2022
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Man Cave

A Man Cave is a space in a house that is created by a man... for man... usually to fulfill his needs for watching sports and working on hobbies.
A Man Cave is often located in a Garage or Basement... especially if the space is set up as a duel purpose area.
It's almost mandatory to have a home theater system for watching sports or fishing videos or workout videos or Harley upgrade videos, etc..
It's also a space that is best done while the man is a bachelor... so that female input does not interfere with your man cave plans. A married man probably cannot get away with saying, "I need to spend $20,000 of our hard earned money to build a space just for me". A bachelor... naturally... can get away with this.

A Man Cave build often comes after a divorce.
Finally... it's a space that is very diverse depending on the man's needs.
A Man Cave can have posted RULES that are directed at female visitors. For example... the rules might dictate who is in charge of the remotes and the audio/video media.
A Man Cave can be visited by ladies... especially when they need something built of fixed... but the lady has to adhere to rules if posted.
Dude or Bro... It's college football Saturday... I'll be working on my Harley while watching some games if you want to come over.
My Man Cave is set up as a Workshop Man Cave.
Hey Babe... I'll be in the Man Cave today... so just let yourself in.
by The Urban American Guy November 18, 2021
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man-to-man style

A style in which people interact in a stereotypically overcompensating masculine way. Often used as a cover for covert homosexual activity.
Come on Josh, tell me! C’mon. Man-to-man style. Hit me.

Alright Chad. You asked for it.
by bloody.flowers March 3, 2022
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