Pulling shit out of my ass

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.

"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009

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Shut yo bitch ass up

when someone is speaking out of line to you and/or acting like a bitch and won’t shut up.

IF YOU DONT SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

by Kd Staxks September 5, 2021

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Barry Bonds yo black ass

From Friday After Next, it means to strike somebody with a baseball bat from behind.

Uncle Elroy finds Craig and DeDe tokin behind the shack and threatens to "Barry Bonds yo black ass"

by Elroy May 28, 2006

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Pussy Ass Nigga Bitch Hitler

When someone is ranting at you, and they rant so long that they become out of words, so they just throw random shit into the sentence

"You fucking Jew, I bet you don't even know how to cook a penny. Dumb pussy ass nigga bitch Hitler-loving dumbfuck."
"Dude what the fuck that makes no sense.

by Hitler's Dick Turban November 10, 2016

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