I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.

by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

i edited a peppa pig episode

A sign of minimal originality, effort or comedy, but maximal in viewership.

i edited a peppa pig episode because my parents are stupid

by Power476 December 15, 2020

TEA TASTERS!! I LOVE TEA

a discord kitten who loves fat man and hates polytics

man that discord babe is hot TEA TASTERS!! I LOVE TEA

by jojo stone ocean mn April 28, 2022

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭

“as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭“

by pulseLI November 20, 2023

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

i ges 😐

Gay slang for wanting to have hardcore sex with some furry

Guy a: I mean I ges 😐
Guy b: ok *puts on fursuit*

by Zachthepiratefox October 18, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>Horror Movies, I Be Making A scene<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025