A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.
WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20
by jeff roller October 7, 2020
Get the Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger mug.Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.
Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.
by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011
Get the Second Hand Swamp Ass mug.A slang term for an awful looking haircut. A haircut that you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.
by GTA lol July 22, 2023
Get the Yee yee ass haircut mug.Next year (2020) are you allowed to slap everyone on the ass whenever you want to, thru the whole year!
Kåre: Baloo it is year 2020... you know what that means..
Baloo: no?
Kåre: *Slaps Baloo ass* Happy slap ass year 2020!!!
Baloo: no?
Kåre: *Slaps Baloo ass* Happy slap ass year 2020!!!
by Fjellet69 October 29, 2019
Get the Slap ass year 2020! mug.by Axdrerrzz October 28, 2020
Get the Fat ass head ache mug.Beacause you need to give it some air! You need to pull you're pants down in front of the boys so they can breath on you're ass!
"my ass is blue why"
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!
by Lejonlelle November 3, 2020
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by cb(minecraft fnaf) 1 fan January 28, 2021
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