Chode

noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity

My ex landlord is chode.

by explrn November 8, 2018

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Aidan Russle

Oh hey “Chode”
aidan russle: screw you guys

by Banditsea February 4, 2025

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chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

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Choding

When you take your sweater or turtleneck and put it up to your forehead and say "I'm a chode"

Hey look I'm choding

by Mx. Blck July 15, 2022

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stubby weiner

austin: sorry it fell out, god blessed me with a stubby chode
Maria: 😭

by anonymous April 28, 2021

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Grode Chode

The nasty residue that forms on the underside of a man's genitalia.

Grode Chode is most common on a chode. Residue is usually from having lots of intercourse whether it is anal, vaginal, etc. Disgusting and frowned upon by women.
Jessica: So, did you let Tim do you?
Denise: Ew, no he had grodechode

by TheWhiteGigga June 10, 2015

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