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Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
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Pre-concussion Shake

An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.

Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"

"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"

"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
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morning shakes

somebody who is an alcoholic and wakes up shaking, needing to drink alcohol to feel okay and function
“why is bro shaking over there” “dudes got the morning shakes, that dudes livers like iron”
by wtw717 June 12, 2022
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shake the bomb

i like when they shake the bomb it feels so good!!
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shake right

get with someone; hangout with an opposite gender; hook up with someone
“Twin I’m about to shake right on this girl
“I’m tryna shake right witchu
by Nmoneynokizz August 24, 2022
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Whatever shakes your coco

This is a phrase that often means whatever "feels right" or whatever "makes you feel good". -Aka "you do you".
"I am so into 'Vegetarian Progressive Grindcore'!"
"Whatever shakes your coco, bruh..."
by Hugovoos November 1, 2022
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The vegan milk-shakes

When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.
Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!
by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022
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