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Pompeii Poop

1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
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Poop hip

The build up of gas in your lower abdomen that causes you to feel like there's a turd sitting on your hip bone.
Look at how Dave is wiggling around in pain. He must have some serious poop hip going on.
by PoopHip71 June 16, 2012
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Poop Warmth

When you enter a bathroom after someone has taken a huge shit and they shit so much it made the bathroom warm.
Wow someone sure made a lot of poop warmth in here!

I feel nice and poop warm after dropping that giant poop.
by Madetolast December 20, 2017
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poop goblin

Poop goblin is a term or slur to offend people who eat poop it’s usually used for a school rumor name called (Shit eating goblin) in a school somewhere in California.
Have you heard of the poop goblin? “Yeah bro I have he’s in my class his mouth smells like shit

OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH
by Amongusly September 13, 2021
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poop scurd

Brown marks left by your poop
I flushed the toilet and I noticed there were still several poop scurds on the porcelain, so I stuck my hand in there and rubbed them out.
by Cornpoops after breakfast January 7, 2014
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Pre-poop

This happens right before pushing out a huge tank
Carlos "Hey this morning I took a huge tank but before that I kept shooting mini missiles.

Zack " Dude you took a pre-poop"
by Polodanzig 2013 September 7, 2013
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Poop-whisperer

A person speaking softly on a phone while sitting in a public toilet stall.
Deb is the worst poop-whisperer, she is always on her phone in the bathroom.
by Five-high-guy September 11, 2015
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