Poo Fairy

An old South Eastern Brisbane Myth that if you drink too much soft drink, you poo stones out and then a poo fairy collects them.

Johnny's Dad ~ Son, If you keep drinking that soft-drink like a camel drinks water, youre gonna get a visit from the poo fairy.

Johnny ~ Whats a poo fairy?

Johnny's Dad ~ When you drink too much soft drink your gonna poo stones then the poo fairy collects them and it's gonna hurt alot.

by Maddo Own[3r] October 6, 2008

Poo Star

Noun - You know who they are:
- A person scamming people for money
- Someone that uses something that isn't theirs
- People that are constantly losing
- One that gets banned for cheating
- No Skills at what they do
- A liar, fraud, loser, bum, hypocrite
- A very sad individual

Definition - A person who is basically all types of negative bundled up into one. Beware!!

DirtyMoose: What's up Kush? What's new today?

Kush: Nothin much, except I'm hearing that Irv is spreading rumors again about me.

DirtyMoose: Don't trip off him, Irv is nothin but A Brown Poo Star, I tried warning you about him.

Kush: True you did warn me about him. Lol funny.. Poo Star, thats a perfect word for him

DirtyMoose: Even funnier if you look it up on urbandictionary

Kush: I'll have to look it up later.

Poo Star:
Mondays Coon Fake Lair Snake Rat Hacker PowerTrip Banned Tamper Weak Bitch Made Child Busybody aardvark Mooch Loser

by LiC Og May 14, 2014

Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

by pooclinger September 10, 2010

Poo butler

A negative term meaning a butler tickling anus poo drips
Sometimes confused with the african tribal dance of ischa

oh poo butler!
oh you're such a poo butler
oh poo butler i've left my book at home
you're such a poo butler!
i could sure do with a poo butler right now

by beankaty January 16, 2009

Jabba the Poo

A giant, soft like piece of shit that one exerts from themselves. This shit can be as big as Jabba him self or have a similar shape to it.

So i walked into the bathroom and look in the toilet only to see Jabba the Poo already home.

by Watsnewpussycat January 21, 2009

Poo Hawk

A Native who steals your money, when buying booze

Lee is a Poo Hawk, and stole my money

by A Local Poo Hawk Victim July 3, 2006

Yucky-Poo

Used as an exclamation of dislike or distaste when one is informed that they must perform a tedious, time-consuming or difficult task. More commonly used sympathetically when others tell of tasks they dread doing soon.

Dave: Man, I gotta write a 70 page outline for my class tomorrow.
Jack: That's yucky-poo.

by Jake & David November 25, 2006