When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

by Rfsrggsfhnft October 31, 2021

by kielisnotatwink May 14, 2023

someone who is a mummy influence. has a big booty and will pose with it often as it is her biggest asset.
by mom lover.! January 31, 2023

A fucking beast but knows how to love! Great in a group of friends and is very social especially to the girls. He has the biggest dick in the group BY FAR. Anyone who argues with him is crushing for a beating.
Freind: “hey Oliver!”
Oliver: “yeah”
Friend: “there’s this annoying shit take him out please”
Oliver: “see you in an hour with his head.”
Oliver: “yeah”
Friend: “there’s this annoying shit take him out please”
Oliver: “see you in an hour with his head.”
by Themeepsterman February 19, 2020
