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Google

Something i use for searching, how did i find this website?
dude 1: bro whats google?
dude 2: search for information about (someone or something) on the internet using the search engine Google.
dude 1: bro did you copy and paste that through your computer?
dude 2: yeah i did.
dude 1: bro you can just write it.
dude 2: oh yeah.
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Light Googling

1. When someone uses a keyword on a search engine in an effort to gaslight or prove someone else’s possible shortcomings.
2. When someone wants to use your genetic condition as a platform to address their unlrelated issues with you.
I did some Light Googling since I couldn’t sleep last night and came up with a list of all the things that may be wrong with you…
You came up with all that just by entering the word “alcohol”???
by KasperSF November 29, 2023
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Google Plus

What
Gretchen: OMG Bethany you should totally add me on Google plus

Bethany: Shut up Gretchen, no one cares about you, just like no one cares about google plus.
by I_dont_like_sand_ November 8, 2016
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hard google

when you know exactly what you are looking for and will not stop at anything to find it
i dont do dat soft google shit, i know exactly what im looking for, hard google for lief.
by ir88/80m80 May 14, 2016
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google-diagnose

When Google identifies and names a disease, illness, or problem based on the symptoms you search for.
many people google-diagnose and do not seek medical attention for their symptoms.
by Lovely Lovin August 9, 2025
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google

all knowing bieng
bros smarter than google
by gfrghhbeghtr October 11, 2022
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google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017
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