Jack nasty

Alright kids, a jack nasty is where a boy usually high school or younger who can't get laid masturbates 'jacks off' into some tissues. Since he is often not one to properly discpose of them, they drift about the room and eventually make their residence beneath his bed.

The resulting hard, crusty tissue wad peeking out from beneath the mattress... Is a jack nasty.

Person A: What's with the tissues, dude?

Person B: Nothing!

Person A: Man you was makin' jack nasties!

OR:

Man that chick was so fine but I'll never get with her. I cry alone at night and make jack nasties.

by Alexander C.R September 8, 2005

Rat's nest

Messy hair with a ponytail lump in it.

Person: Man look at that girl Dakota's hair, it's such a rat's nest.

by MaccaLvr1942 May 11, 2010

bird's nest

The hairy and untamed pubic area of a male that specifically alludes to the testicles and the penis (two eggs and a bird).

Dude, no chick is ever gonna give you a blow job until you trim that nasty bird's nest!

by demonsentcrooks August 22, 2008

nasty

in baseball terms, someone who is nasty is mad good at the sport.

"You got a nasty curve ball."
"That pitch was nasty."

by Annsterr October 29, 2005

Nastybix

Contraction of "Nasty Biscuits": A chick who looks good, but after s.xual relations, proves to have a type of contagious venereal disease.

See also nastydax which is the result of sleeping with a nastybix.

Also see your s.xual health clinic!!

"Stay away from that girl man, she's Nastybix"

"What flavour?"

"Seafood: Crab to be specific"

"Aah I see. Thanks for warning me"

by t. thyme-cookie December 1, 2006

Nasty Matt

An overwhelmingly disgusting, and sometimes funny male named Matt. Who roams myspace hitting on and insulting females. He bakes "e-cookies" or whatever. Also he spams the myspace chat rooms like an immature little child.

I hope Nasty Matt doesn't come and spam this chatroom.

by matt543111 October 16, 2008

nasty tasting sauce

Any action, event, person, place, or thing that leaves a shitty taste in your mouth, metaphorically or otherwise.

Also known as "nasty sauce," this version is intended to convey the nasty sauce vibe just a little more strongly.

Man, that speech by sarah palin was some nasty tasting sauce.

by juneuary June 30, 2010