left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024

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Gorman-left

Women in academia or similar fields of work that are incredibly left leaning, wear colourful wools, have pink hair and glasses that suggest a strong opinion.

Oh Abigail? Yeah, she's very Gorman-left. Some of the things she says are too woke to handle.

by epiwonk July 11, 2024

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Left foot on the bible

A hillbilly term for swearing to god you're telling the truth.

Left foot on the Bible I did NOT sleep with your sister lover!

by iamcoppo February 27, 2017

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Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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the hot dog has left the bun

When a guy is so feminine that it seems as if his dick has jumped away from his balls and out of his pants.

Dan: OMG, DUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEE! His hot dog has totally left the bun!
Bill: ALERT ALERT *THE HOT DOG HAS LEFT THE BUN!* ALERT! ALERT!

by fjhdhrjjhf August 11, 2015

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left centre

Drinking or consuming drugs to excess. So inebriated that upon attempting to sit down on the toilet one misses and takes the left half of the seat right to the centre. Of their rear, that is.

"Broski, I just overheard that lesbian say she went left centre. She must really be pickled!"

by silkbowtie January 11, 2012

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