jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again
I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.
by LGAKHC May 28, 2010
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new jersey khaki

Wife: "My nephews birthday party is tomorrow, what are you wearing?" Husband: *New Jersey khaki"
by Thunderboogie November 25, 2015
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Jersey Whore

A girl or sometimes even a gay male who you never ever ever ever talk, that feel the need to ask you to wear your football jersey for for the game on friday.
No karen, you cannot wear my jersey for the game Friday stop being such a jersey whore.
by Barry Mycockiner63 August 27, 2020
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Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.
Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.
by crabber292 December 09, 2021
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Jersey Crime

A Boi gets killed every week so the police have to find the murderer before everyone's dead
"Hey did you see the latest episode of Jersey Crime"
"Yes fam i did Marruto's part was great"
by Bjeasus February 05, 2018
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burning jerseys

When a professional athlete makes any sort of controversial decision, you'll most likely find sports fans burning jerseys. Usually, it occurs after a player leaves a team in free agency. Jersey burning is more frequent in the NBA and NFL than the MLB.

Sports fans have been doing this since the late 2000s; however, a more notable ubiquity was in July of 2010 when LeBron James left the Cleveland Cavaliers to join the Miami Heat in free agency. Many also burned Colin Kaepernick's jersey in 2016 after he refused to stand for the national anthem. These are just some of the many occurrences.
1: Hey, did you hear about Kevin Durant deciding to sign with the Golden State Warriors?
2: Yeah! Now a bunch of people are going crazy burning jerseys.

1: I can't believe he'd leave the Thunder to join the team that beat him in the playoffs!
by papa tuna August 25, 2017
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New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.
I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.
by CaptainSkippy July 03, 2024
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