Brain Diarrhea

A severely worse version of a brain fart. When you do or say something extremely stupid or forget something everyone and their mother knows.

Dude, when I was taking that test, I had a really bad brain diarrhea.

by Commander Jacob August 27, 2017

spliff brain

Someone who smokes weed non stop

Woah bro your such a spliff brain

by Lm1815 June 24, 2018

brain fart

An epiphany

Dave had a brain fart today, which in turn made Zach's job easier.

by QueenElizaqueef69 August 2, 2018

Cum brain

When you’re in a mental state of horniness and you can’t think straight. Usually the stage before post nut clarity.

Sarah: *out of breath* Did you say you loved me?!?
Bobby: *also out of breath* Oh shit my bad I had cum brain. Sorry I wasn’t thinking straight.

by iamanthonydean January 15, 2021

Lingo Brain

When one does not exceed the minimal IQ of an undeveloped brain hence is MORE "retarded" than a special ed kid
Lingo Brain was discovered in a game called "Garrys Mod" forever then this disease is not contagious but born with which is below the minimal IQ standards to take out the rubbish bin.
Also can occur to be attracted to any type of genders such as Males, transgenders, Loli, chicks with dicks and bisexuals.

*when your teammate on league of legends watches you die* omfg your such a lingo brain

by TheRealWiki.com February 21, 2021

Brain-squeeze

Too much info for your brain to handle in the mornings.

Sofia started talking to me about this new job when i was just waking up ... i got a huge brain-squeeze.

by mvpbaste March 1, 2022

Giving brain

It’s when you get a can of beans and heated up in Mach 10 and land in a African village (preferablly ookagawlahawsha) and shove it up the local gay mans ass (can opener is already up there) and pull it out and throw it in a cathedral and the citizens run and you go and retrieve and it is brain.

Giving brain - poop baby satchel brain

by Nae nae baby April 15, 2019