Stumble goat

The best stumbler in the popular mobile game Stumble Guys

Matthew Seibert is the stumble goat.

by Therealstumblegoat November 17, 2023

Throat Goat

A SLUT NAMED BRENDA

Much like a goat that eats literally everything. Brenda will suck and fuck anybody.

MAN 1: Bro I am so fat, ugly, and all around nasty but I need my dick sucked.

MAN 2: Oh bro that's okay just call THROAT GOAT BRENDA, she sucks and fucks all with no hold back.

MAN 1: Thanks homie I am going to go call her now.

by SheAGrossBItch August 21, 2024

Goated

shorter term for really cool

Games, person, etc.

“Yo this game is goated”
“Yooo you’re goated”

“That’s goated”

by ttgoatedtt May 5, 2020

Goat Fucker

A goat Fucker is one who takes pleasure in mounting and fucking such a innocent creature

That guy panda sure is a Goat fucker

by DeathProfit November 12, 2018

goat ham

Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.

"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"

by d a r k September 15, 2021

goat scale

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.

1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.

by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017

Lisha Rae the goat

The GOAT of rap

Lisha Rae the goat is the truthhhh

by Badgirl8245 October 30, 2024