A hearing device installed on humans at birth by doctors. Commonly found on the head but sometimes around the buttocks area.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.
Person A: what are these slaps of meat hanging from the sides of my head?!
Doctor C: these are your ears!
Person A:were they always there??
Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!
*both clap enthusiastically*
Doctor C: these are your ears!
Person A:were they always there??
Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!
*both clap enthusiastically*
by feedmealready October 14, 2020
Get the Earmug. A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.
New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
by Elder sayings December 4, 2021
Get the Look at the earsmug. Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard
by Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidise April 16, 2025
Get the Ear Sexual Assaultmug. Bro1: Can you please pass me the aux ?
Bro2: I swear to god if you play that lifeav ear rape I will end you right here.
Bro2: I swear to god if you play that lifeav ear rape I will end you right here.
by poopdiwoop January 6, 2021
Get the Ear Rapemug. The inability to keep criticism from affecting the individual being scrutinized, or taking certain mentions personally once heard or read.
Michael Jordan had Rabbit Ears when the NYC Media was editorializing his play because he dominated the Knicks with impunity.
by Tribal_Warfare June 3, 2021
Get the Rabbit Earsmug. when you talk to someone through there ear
Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.
Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.
Male#1: DUDE MELANIE WAS EARFUCKING ME LAST NIGHT
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear
by GAY PERSON #3 May 14, 2019
Get the ear fuckingmug. The art or practice of subtly implanting a song, tune, or jingle (see ear worm) into the heads of people around you.
by Trollmfao October 1, 2016
Get the ear phishingmug.