David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.

-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded

by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021

David Thewlis

smart, cool dude who plays rj lupin best and actually grew up above a shophouse and is also a writer

Oh have you heard of David Thewlis
ye the the dude who runs from sex in hp right
no that's remus lupin but ye

by LupinIsLyfe140212 February 28, 2021

David Fierros

David Fierros is a spanish dude, who likes watching tommyinnit 😜✨he checks up on you and makes AMAZING conversations putting a smile on your face, even when you physically and mentally can’t. He will play roblox you with you🤠and loves art and photography.

David Fierros is my bestie <3
“Omg, is that David Fierros? I wonder if he has taken a picture of that big tree and goose”

by hellothereily<3 March 6, 2021

Coach David

Basically........ Coach David.

Hey did you see Coach David?
Coach David: Coach David

by Tommy Runs March 29, 2021

david dobrick

canceled.

no fr

fuck u david

David Dobrick watched a girl get r*p3d.

by gentera April 4, 2021

David bennun

To have a very short neck

David bennun has a shorter neck than his 6 for friend

by Moshe lester April 29, 2021

David Zaydman

A name typically given to a Russian Jew who is tall, smart, funny, and sexy. He is athletic and would make sure you will have a good time with him no matter who you are. However, if you annoy him a lot, he would hunt you down and be an asshole to you too. He typically likes money and does one sport well. He also enjoys looking and taking pictures of cars.

Person 1: Wow is that David Zaydman?
Person 2: OMFG that is!
Both: I want to be like him.

by AwesomeDMZ May 4, 2021