California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.

Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.

by TheMindsI March 13, 2011

Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.

When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.

by mojoroach June 16, 2011

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

crotch burrito

Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.

Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!

by queinteresante September 5, 2011

long bottom crotch

Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.

Him-- What do you think of these jeans?

Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.

by Ivanna play October 19, 2023

crotch gromit

Children

"Vanessa said she wishes she'd kept her legs closed because her crotch gromits are driving her mad"

by MickyNorg October 25, 2023

Crotch Goblin

The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.

"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"

"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023