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Chode Cut

Chode Cut: A vegetable cutting technique that slices vegetables into short, thick strips, similar to a julienne but with a reduced length (approximately 1/2 inch to 1 inch). It’s preferred for peppers and green beans to maintain a hearty bite and works well for carrots, squash, and zucchini, offering a balance of texture and even cooking in various preparations.
Chef Jeff really nailed the Chode Cut on the Haricots Verts. Thats not an easy task and too many people are afraid to try.
by Aoudad March 24, 2025
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Chode Hulk

A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.
Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.
by lildicknick68 December 23, 2020
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chode maxxing

The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.
"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."
by revolade April 9, 2025
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Chode

Chode thinks she can use my word against us, it doesn’t work like that.
by PDoobie June 27, 2021
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Retunkey Chode

When someone is undeniably very retarded and also happens to be a monkey with a chode.
Orlando is a retunkey chode.”
by Retunk munk August 22, 2025
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chode attack

When a bunch of women chomp some chewy chode
Yesterday my sister and her friends gave me a chode attack .
by Chewychodechamper May 12, 2016
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Chode

a minuscule penis, so small it looks like it could belong to an alien
“I was thinking about hanging out with Sam”
“Sam has a chode, it’s scary!”
by wehatechodes March 19, 2022
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