Float The Cake

A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."

i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.

"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."

"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."

by freebs August 18, 2013

getting that cake

Getting that booty

Damn bro, I'm getting that cake tonight.

by Liz9912 January 18, 2016

cake ass

someone with a nice ass

Man that girl has such a big ass. Its a cake ass

by koolaidrocks January 8, 2012

Crab Cakes

When a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.

Crab cakes are disgusting.

by Eric Nelson January 26, 2008

lemon cake

n. It's what you say that you want when you don't know what you want.

I would like some lemon cake.

by The Coolest Man Alive May 17, 2006

schardt cake

The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.
Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.

Angela loves schardt cake in the morning.

by esbestes May 20, 2007

cum cake

cake with cum instead of icing

that fat hoe ate all the cum cake

by reno April 17, 2005