Cowboy crotch

A used and abused floppy vagina.

Damn that cowboy crotch reminded me of my favorite Disney movie Dumbo. That shit was rode hard n put away wet.

by Dr. D000m June 17, 2012

Crotch bib

A piece of absorbent fabric worn around the genitals during messy intercourse.

Jenny forgot to bring her crotch bib to the gangbang.

by Pedo phill April 19, 2019

Fire crotch

When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.

Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.

by Tri-sarah Topless June 7, 2021

Crotch Dobber

A person who uses their genital area scent as a form of perfume or cologne.

I went out with a girl and her neck smelled like a dirty vagina, she must be a crotch dobber.

by Superchip80 September 28, 2023

Crotch rocket

When you burn your dick beyond all recognition

Dude I was at a campfire and I gotta mad crotch rocket

by Crabbypats February 26, 2021

Crotch Goblin

A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.

The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.

by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021

Crotch Lotto

Participating in activities that could be risky for the crotch

"So I bought these blue Jeans from a vintage store, I'm playing Crotch Lotto by not washing them before I wear them."

by shannonjoshea October 26, 2013