August

A month close to the end of the year, but not quiet there.

If your name is August you can sit at the summer only table.

by a definitioner January 20, 2024

August 15

Ask your crush out for the new school year

Person 1: Should I ask Robert out today?
Person 2: Yes! It’s August 15 after all!

by DickandBallsinmybigfatvagina July 26, 2022

August 6th

August 6th is a day where any James and his significant other get a free pass to exchange nudes.

It’s august 6th...you know what that means!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe August 5, 2020

August 7th

On this day, you should say something about someone that is not true, get them to feel down but then show them this page to make them feel better and hopefully they'll like you again

August 7th is the day you should say something about someone that is not true

by foxlover55 August 6, 2023

August

National Ex girlfriend day

Hey its august 2, so happy ex girlfriend day. I miss u

by Sosadtolive August 2, 2021

August 22

Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.

Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?

Marie: Of course, come in the room

by LargeBigMacPlease August 22, 2023

August 22

National sneak out day

On august 22 you get to sneak out and your parents can’t get mad

by 4kdez2 July 4, 2022