Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?
Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
by LuridHope June 24, 2022
Get the Keep your shoes onmug. When some normal guy who is not rich enough to buy expensive shoes like Yeezys, is trying to act like a thug or gangster but is so fake that it is faker than his own shoes that he bought from a vietnamese fake designers' item seller in vietnam.
If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.
Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.
If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.
Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.
by C411VM May 7, 2018
Get the Faker than your shoesmug. by Unknown qween June 14, 2020
Get the Fitted-shoesmug. "Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."
"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
by pseudonym? what? March 6, 2016
Get the shoe shankmug. 1.) An expression used after one is disrespected with a hardcore roast.
2.) An expression used to show up your haters
2.) An expression used to show up your haters
1.)
Jimmy: *Wearing Lebron sneakers*
Jamaal: Yo you got Lebrons... Hair Line
Overhearing Bystander: OH MY GOD JIMMY TURN IN YO SHOES
2.)
Kid that dropped out of high school to become a rapper and becomes successful: To all my haters y'all can TURN IN YO MOTHERFUCKING SHOES
Jimmy: *Wearing Lebron sneakers*
Jamaal: Yo you got Lebrons... Hair Line
Overhearing Bystander: OH MY GOD JIMMY TURN IN YO SHOES
2.)
Kid that dropped out of high school to become a rapper and becomes successful: To all my haters y'all can TURN IN YO MOTHERFUCKING SHOES
by Mammoth_Daddy October 27, 2016
Get the Turn In Yo Shoesmug. Those with ridiculously stupid shoes
Has been known to force people to drop out of Sixth Form.
Often seen in the coventry area.
Not to be confused with Sophie Robinson (See The Mighty Boosh)
Has been known to force people to drop out of Sixth Form.
Often seen in the coventry area.
Not to be confused with Sophie Robinson (See The Mighty Boosh)
by Spoof_e_shoes July 25, 2008
Get the Spoofy shoesmug. shoe is a really cool friend, and is always there when you need them. They willingly stick up for you, and take time out of their day to talk with you!
by kae :) May 29, 2021
Get the shoemug.