A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.
Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.
by Bling (the original) April 26, 2007
Its basically a stereotypical douche bag, but in lady form. Otherwise known as a kayla park, walking around like she's all that AND a bag of chips
by kayfaye29 May 02, 2011
by piss off May 09, 2005
A person who uses the social networking app, snapchat, purely to show off to other friends their whereabouts with intentions of making their friends jealous and possibly left out. Often snapchat douches are self centered and have low self esteem because they constantly need others to know that they are doing something.
Person 1:"Hey, is anyone hanging out tonight?"
Person 2:"Naw, I mean we might do something later, but I'll hit you up."
*person 1 opens snapchat video hours later of everyone hanging out and was never told
Person 1: "man, what a snapchat douche"
Person 2:"Naw, I mean we might do something later, but I'll hit you up."
*person 1 opens snapchat video hours later of everyone hanging out and was never told
Person 1: "man, what a snapchat douche"
by Feely7 October 23, 2013
In certain cases when douche chill cannot convey the extreme amount of doucheyness that has just occurred.
John: Jane get under the desk.
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.
Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.
Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze
by FMCC December 23, 2009
1. A jerk
2. An Asshole
3. Someone With turbo aids
4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.
2. An Asshole
3. Someone With turbo aids
4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.
by Josh AKA Jesus from mc February 28, 2009
Somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
Douche bag: Do you consider your self African American or black?
Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.
Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.
by The Cook3 April 14, 2010