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chode

My boyfriend has a chode.
by IronMan192 May 13, 2022
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode Cut

Chode Cut: A vegetable cutting technique that slices vegetables into short, thick strips, similar to a julienne but with a reduced length (approximately 1/2 inch to 1 inch). It’s preferred for peppers and green beans to maintain a hearty bite and works well for carrots, squash, and zucchini, offering a balance of texture and even cooking in various preparations.
Chef Jeff really nailed the Chode Cut on the Haricots Verts. Thats not an easy task and too many people are afraid to try.
by Aoudad March 24, 2025
mugGet the Chode Cutmug.

Chode

Chode thinks she can use my word against us, it doesn’t work like that.
by PDoobie June 27, 2021
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode attack

When a bunch of women chomp some chewy chode
Yesterday my sister and her friends gave me a chode attack .
by Chewychodechamper May 12, 2016
mugGet the chode attackmug.

Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
mugGet the Chunky Chode Syndromemug.

Chodeing

The act of smooshing your penis till desired girth
Chodeing ex: Leo told Kai his cock was skinny he should chode “the penis is squeezed till it gets thicker
by Goon.master69 March 26, 2024
mugGet the Chodeingmug.

Retunkey Chode

When someone is undeniably very retarded and also happens to be a monkey with a chode.
Orlando is a retunkey chode.”
by Retunk munk August 22, 2025
mugGet the Retunkey Chodemug.

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